I have a sort of funny skill. I am like 95% accurate at predicting what sex a baby will be. Sort of useless, but kind of fun.
This morning, I read the headline that JWoww (and wow, what if that was your name), was announcing the sex of her baby (because you know, none of us could sleep because we didn’t know). And I looked at her photos to see what I thought, and bingo, GIRL. I’m really good at it.
I have a cold and so does Ally and so does New England, so I will probably stay in today and do some work and troll bad magazines and guess who is having what kind of baby. Grateful for the chance to do that on this 8 degree day. Oh yeah, and I will pack an imaginary suitcase to the imaginary warm place I’m getting ready to move to.
*the gratitude-a-thon 
You are a funny funny girl, T. I don’t have a cold but this morning the power was going on and off (don’t even fuck with me Nstar) and I pulled a muscle in my back JUST as I was getting ready to drag my lazy ass to the local Y. And if the air gets any drier – the static electricity might just power the grid even IF the transformer blows. do i feel like doing ANY work today? Nope. This is the shit that derails my energy! sorry to have just vented — I will do a course correction shortly.
Happy almost birthday.
i just saw this and i’m sorry i missed it yesterday, because it made me laugh. today, at 55, i find it even funnier. and it reminds me to see if you can have dinner next week on weds., or thurs., xo