Get your mind out of the gutter, it’s the Washington Monument, fourth grade style.

Ate dinner with Deval Patrick last night at Barcelona Wine Bar. You know, not at the same table or anything, but still.

It’s a mugshot. What’d he get arrested for–being gorgeous?

LUPITA! Exactly where she belongs. Does she ever have an “ugly” day, I wonder.

You must watch Fargo. You must watch Orange is the New Black, season two. I must get out more.

Seeing my friend Jocelyn last night was really, really fun. Can you say HAM?