Shonda Rhimes, I do not like you one little bit this morning. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.
I think I too could be at this picnic (and damn, I wish I was, aren’t these women FABULOUS) and isn’t this unfuckably hilarious.
It seems like more women have been sexually abused by Bill Cosby than not.
Wait, what? Glad I didn’t have to do this for extra spending money in college.
My magnolia tree is in full bloom. Take that Winter of 2015.
If you can’t keep your zipper shut, at least keep your mouth shut.
When I talk about wishing for year round warm weather, this is not how I want it to happen.
And the college tour continues. Next up, Colby & Bates. “And we’re walking, we’re walking.”
Beautifully done, powerful stuff.
Sweatpants in public. Yes.
Truthfully, best bathing suits EVER. They cost more, but last for YEARS. Cross my heart.