Yesterday my husband and I were walking the dog together and we were both like, what the hell is Halloween, anyway? So, I went to my brain trust (Google) and found out. You’re welcome.
Of course, we all know it’s all about candy. Just ask Seinfeld (so much gratitude for this old bit of his, when he was the absolute king of comedy).
There has to be nuts, if you ask me, but Vox recently ranked Halloween candy from best to worse just to help you out tonight, when you steal from your kids, or worse yet, pretend to be a teenager at the door of your neighbor with a lame costume on and an open plastic pumpkin head. We’re in trouble this year with no kids home, we may have to hold up some of our trick or treaters (I apologize in advance, we will not use guns).
Stay safe, and what I really mean is, don’t chew anything that will pull out a filling, or worse, a crown.