I know there was a big game last night (I could care less) and someone from my hometown won (Brady actually lives in Brookline, believe it or not) BUT, more importantly, there was a fashion event. Yes, kids, the SAG Awards were on last night and you know what that means–snarky comments on the clothing choices of people who have scads of money and stylists, by a know-nothing who keeps getting the AARP card in the mail and throwing it out. Let’s have some fun, shall we?
The worst, and Sweet Jesus, there were some doozies last night.
Kate Hudson. She should literally sue her mom, Goldie for letting her out of the house in this. SUE.
It’s the curtains from your tween bedroom. No, it’s Westworld’s Maeve Millay’s Valentine’s Day dress. No, no, it’s what Laura Ingalls wore to prom. It’s ugly is what it is.
Molly Sims, did you shop with Kate Hudson?
Where to begin? Hot Mess Alert. Please avert your eyes as you may not be able to unsee this once it has been seen.
Kate Nash, Wait, did you shop with Kate Hudson and Molly Sims?
Clearly there is a trend here. Ruffles and bad colors and are you kidding me? Do these dresses cost money? I mean, did people pay to wear these dresses? I mean, is this what prom season is going to look like this year (THANK GOD MY DAUGHTER HAS GRADUATED). I just can’t. Really. Don’t make me.
Alison Bree is Glowing alright, but not in a good way.
Garish colors, purple shoes? Has her wrestling character’s taste grown on her? I would have KO’d this when I saw it.
Yvonne Strahovski’s beauty couldn’t counteract this dud.
She’s going to the office. No, she’s part of the formal nursing staff. No, she’s kidding and going to put her real dress on later.
“And Allison Janney as the Tin Man.”
I thought it was just the shoulders, but then the more I looked at it, I realized it didn’t fit well, because it makes her look a little overweight, and she is so not that. Also, it looked totally pixelated on tv. Jeff Gilooly should have attacked this dress.
Alison Williams should Get Out of this dress.
You can’t see it from head on and I couldn’t find a picture of her from the side, but the boob area of this dress stuck so far out, she could have fit a small building in it. Worst of all, is her harsh makeup. And I know the hair is a thing, but it’s a bad thing.
Natasha Lyonne, “You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney.”
She actually came handcuffed. Arrest this look, wouldja.
And the good ones were really good.
Danielle Brooks. Red and Black is the new black.
DAY-UM, THE FIT OF THIS DRESS ON DANIELLE. Dressing a body that’s not a size 4 is not terribly easy. It seems the dress either makes the woman look bigger than she is or like she is a big round ball with no curves. This does everything right. It’s a gorgeous cut, a great ombre and the fit couldn’t be better if they painted it on her body. I give this a 20 on a scale of 1 to 10.
Holly Hunter. Golden girl.
I would just like to remind you all that Holly is just shy of 60. I’ll have what she’s having. Fit and fabulous. The dress and the woman.
Yara Shahidi is shaheer perfection.
Blackish is beautiful. It’s simple, but it’s elegant. It’s modern, but it’s classic. Hair and makeup: check. This is really everything.
Mary J. Blige is flying high.
The fit is a 10. The way the feathers sort of 3-D off the dress is super cool. I hate a tattoo, but otherwise, Miss Mary looks absolutely right on.
Ryan Michelle Bathe is shining as brightly as her husband Sterling K. Brown’s career.
The way the top of this dress fits is just straight up irrefutable. Simple, with a sparkle, I’m in love with it.
Laura Linney is pretty in pink.
I love Laura as an actress, but she doesn’t often slay me on the carpet, but this dress, although I wouldn’t personally wear it (and where would I wear it–Whole Foods?) I do think it looks great on her. Also, while she has the best hair, it often is too long to look stylish, but this length is just right.
Ann Dowd, Aunt Lydia might not like it, but I do.
Ann is a friend of mine and the best person ever! I am loving her in this dress. The sheer is on trend and the fit is great. And of course, she has a smile that lights up the room. A+ for Annie.
Margot Robbie. Is there anything that could make her look bad?
I am digging this dress, but even more her styling. The dress is sort of a lot, but her hair and makeup is simple enough to bring it back to earth. Yup, I, perfect.