gratitude-a-thon day 2049: small bites friday

It’s Small Bites Friday! There hasn’t been one of these in a while! If you’ve forgotten–it’s all about some stuff I’m grateful for–in, well–small bites.

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Trump is being revealed as the toddler he is. He is going to get that wall or he is taking his toys and going home! The end. I feel devastated for the federal workers who are not getting paid today because of his immaturity, but the curtain is being pulled back and behind it is a chubby three-year-old in a diaper stomping his feet.

Shhhhhh, do not tell Mother Nature, but there has been no snow, except for a few spitty flakes and it’s already January 11! Yippee!

Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez is the fucking balls! She is kicking ass and taking names. It’s just fun to watch the old white men’s faces. Yes, Joe Lieberman, she is the future of the Democratic party, so um, better figure that shit out for yourself.

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R. Kelly’s time is up. What took so long? Remix used to be one of my fave songs, but now it just makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Dog videos. That is all. I never thought I’d be that person, but there you have it.

My daughter is in Barcelona for the semester and she is loving every minute of it! Relief, excitement, happiness!

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My husband walked in on me watching Marie Kondo’s show and thought it was absolutely ridiculous. The next morning I found him knee deep in the overcrowded spice cabinet and cleaning the kitchen junk drawer. The following day he hit the overcrowded shelf outside the kitchen that was practically bowing from cookbooks and financial papers, and moved onto the downstairs closet. This guy never cleans anything! TALK ABOUT SPARKING JOY!

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Michael Cohen is about to go public! Sing it, sister.

to-kill-a-mockingbird-broadway.jpgNext week I am going to see one of my most favorite books ever on Broadway: To Kill a Mockingbird! best Christmas gift award.

 

 

 

 

 

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Found this really interesting site called Sylelikeu. And then I found  Lisl. She’s fucking awesome.

Not that I don’t want to spend every minute of my day making Riley’s life great, here are some smart dog hacks.

Michael Graves, I will miss you. I have had your teapots for all of my adult life (I have burned three of them).

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Michael Graves changed the face of the teapot, not to mention the architectural world.

 

I’m looking for an organization to give my writing skills to, and I’m finding all sorts of cool ones. Take a look at this one.

I still love Obama. And whether you like him or hate him, you have to admit, he has a great sense of humor and timing.

And I have a hard time losing 5 pounds! Meet Dennis, the dieted down dachshund. Brook Burton, you’re the bomb.

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What a great story.

 

New Yorkers will read books anywhere photos. Love.

For those of you following the Fashion Police saga, Kathy Griffin just quit. Hey E!, I’m available!

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But its not snowing!

 

 

 

 

 

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New dietary guidelines! Eggs!

Because you can’t have cellulite and be famous. 

103, and still adorable.

Uh oh. 

Fashion alert: The biggest red carpet of all on Sunday night’s Academy Awards.

How come nobody cares if he tells the truth (I guess because he’s at a station that does it for a living).

Didn’t we already know this? Pass the chips.

Fashion week cheapies.

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I knew Riley knew.

Sad, sad, news. David Carr was brilliant. (Riley just noticed I was sad.)

Here ya go Kanye, it’s a Beckyonce mashup. Now can you just stop talking.

Because it’s going to snow 12-18 inches tomorrow.

I wonder if I can sell snow?

It’s a Star Wars funeral. The force was with him.

Good thing I don’t live in Montana, (for many reasons).

I want to look this good at 83. (course, I don’t look this good NOW.)

 

gratitude-a-thon day 539: small (and freezing cold) bites friday

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In case you haven’t gotten enough of the Super Bowl Half Time Sharks.

I have always trusted Brian Williams. The question is, did he intentionally lie, or remember it wrong?

In other news, it’s going to snow for the next three days. And my iPhone says it’s currently 1 degree fahrenheit. yup.

 

Harper Lee has written a follow up to To Kill a Mockingbird. #bigexpectations.

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I can’t even wait to read this.

 

Lifestyle changes can change your life. Take a listen to Dean Ornish.

Shut the front door, InStyle magazine. Kerry Washington’s a gorgeous black woman, not a gorgeous Starbuck’s latte woman. At least you learned something.

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InStyle photoshopped Kerry skin color, and got a lot of flack for it. Kerry’s happy they started the convo.

 

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Superbowl Haiku

Tired of Tom’s balls.

Can’t we stop.

Me hate the deflate.

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In other news, it’s going to snow today. Hurray. I mean, who cares, we already have two feet out there, like a few more inches is really going to matter?

Scandal really went there last night. What a crazy, terrifying episode. Only Olivia would be kidnapped in silk pajamas, right? And if she ever gets rescued, how is she going to get that red wine out of her chair?

Robin Chase, Zipcar co-founder, is smart, like really smart.

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Well here’s some good news on Ebola.

Thanks, Pete Wentz, for coming out to talk about your bi-polar disorder. It will help.

Gratitude to the guys who shoveled the Boston Marathon finish line. Nice.

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Ok, it definitely looks like Bruce Jenner is transitioning to becoming a woman. Imagine the options for clothes this guy is going to have.

 

 

gratitude-a-thon day 517: long lost small bites friday

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Because I love Adam, and this is just too fun. I don’t know, the people in this thing are a little too beautiful, but if it’s real, fucking wow. And if it’s not, it still made me smile all day yesterday, so there’s that. Plus, I can’t stop singing the song.

Because it’s a beautiful place to live (except when it’s winter, and it’s too damn cold). Take a look at Boston.

Check this out–in the category of seriously? I have all I can do to get to the real gym.

I saw a robin hopping around the snow in my backyard yesterday. A harbinger of spring? GAWD, I HOPE SO.

The Eat, Pray, Love Elizabeth Gilbert has a blog. She is lovely. I think for realz, she is just a lovely human being.

What a nice idea. We need more of this. Pizza for all!