gratitude-a-thon day 718: Is that the ticket?

Bernie shows off his humanity during the debate. I’m tired of the stupid email conversation, too. Aren’t you?

The Democratic debate. I know it was two days ago, but I’ve been busy (and sick AGAIN–fuck my immune system for being such a lazy poop emoji and doing absolutely NOTHING). Anyway, the debate. Hillary. Bernie. Go.

I didn’t support Hillary last time around because I was IN LOVE with Barack, and you just don’t do that to your boyfriend, but I did think she was qualified, and if my man hadn’t been the other candidate, I’m sure I would have given my vote to her.

This time around, however, she is even more qualified, having served as Secretary of State since then. This woman is exceptionally smart, and she knows Washington and how to get things done. She’s been first lady and Secretary of State. I think we’re done here.

But, I’m developing a thing for Bernie. First of all, I adore that accent. I’m a little bit of a pushover for an intellectual NY Jew with socialist leanings. This man is really smart, a straight shooter with good aim, and not all Washington-ed out. He’s hard to ignore, on account of his humanness. His going to bat for Hillary, concerning her stupid emails, was kind, right, and not a move of a politician, but rather, a human being. Moment of the night.

Also, I would just like to say, during the whole debate, I just kept thinking how Donald Trump would be positively drowning if he were on the stage. He would have to rely on stupid jokes and inappropriate answers. He’s hosting Saturday Night Live in early November. There’s been a call to send NBC emails to rescind his invite. I did it, but the thing is, this is the only place he could possibly be president–on a sketch comedy show.

So, I’m wondering, as many people have been wondering, Clinton/Sanders? Sounds iike a bumper sticker I’d wear on my forehead.

3 thoughts on “gratitude-a-thon day 718: Is that the ticket?

  1. I’m sorry you’re sick again but I have to tell you, I don’t think anyone has ever referred to their immune system as a “lazy poop emoji”. HYSTERICAL. 2 days later and I’m still laughing.

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